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Crazy Stalker Fan Mail

Crazy stalker fan mail - My professional email account is only for correspondence with my agent, manager and other people that I have to deal with daily in the industry. It is a public email and it is designed strictly for this type of crazy. My address and phone number on my IMDb account are also “throw away” information and numbers. It’s all about protecting your privacy while still being accessible.

I received this email today. This gentleman has about 30 screws loose but amusing nonetheless. Especially when he calls me fat. Enjoy!

Dear Miss Jackson:


May I please say Hello? How are YOU feeling (REALLY)? I ask that in case noone does. It IS so, sometimes.May I please introduce myself? I am Joe Hammell, a 56 year old (TOO old - I know ! ) Retired U.S. Army soldier ( 1974-1995 ) and veteran of ” Operation Desert Storm” ( Iraq duty ). I was born in Trenton, NJ. Have I the HONOR of addressing the exquisitely beautiful - and severely SEXY- actress seen in ” Chicago Fire” (2012)? I noticed your email address on IMDB. What an impressive Resume. You are SUCH a Goddess. I do hope my writing is in no way an impertinence or imposition? One never knows these days.How is Hollywood CAUSING you to feel? I would hope you are feeling ( unconditionally ) nurtured and respected for WHO you are in your chosen self-identity? You have the power of CHOICE - in all endeavors. It is important that you are taken seriously - and RESPECTED- as a person, woman, and actress. Always be ASSERTIVE. Sometimes, opportunists will seek to bolster THEIR egos - at a cost to YOUR self-esteem.Do not allow “critics” to marginalize or minimize WHO you are as that independent PERSON.Never stop BELIEVING in yourself. Your self-empowerment should always be defended, enabled, and supported - never hindered, suppressed or repressed. Could you PLEASE find it in your noble heart to send me an autographed PHOTO? Would you honor a humble soldier that much? It would be so VERY appreciated. PLEASE write back. My address is:

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Sincerest THANKS ……. from the heart !


Most Respectfully,

Joe Hammell
SSG(Ret.), US Army


PS: Please do NOT lose any of your beautiful - and sexy - WEIGHT. When will Hollywood get the message that rail-thin, anorexic “models” are NOT sexy? Real women have curves……..thanks for always being WHO you are.

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Latest Painting - ‘Mal’ (Firefly - #9 of 9)

“Love. Can know all the math in the ‘verse but take a boat in the air that you don’t love? She’ll shake you off just as sure as the turnin’ of the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she oughtta fall down…tell you she’s hurtin’ ‘fore she keens…makes her a home.”

…and there’s your Serenity nine!

The originals are being donated to the amazing team at ‘Can’t Stop The Serenity’ for their annual auction to benefit Equality Now - working for the protection and promotion of the human rights of women around the world. Find out more here…

Sets of prints of all 9 crew members will be available at my US and UK / Rest of the World sites from Monday, February 8th.

Thank you, thank you, *thank* you for your incredibly kind words and support throughout this project - and to the brilliant actors behind the characters that I’ve rendered in colorful goop - thank you for your tweets, your retweets, and for not minding that I didn’t get your nose quite right ;) Your kindness means the world to me. And of course, thank you Joss - For putting her in the air and for letting us keep her flying…

It’s only been two days (two lonnng days!) but the flow of nice messages, emails and general goodness have spurred me on - and now, here we are :)

Until the next one!

X


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